Does Obamessiah really think we’re all that stupid?

So, after the Reverend Wright made himself look like a really big ass yesterday at the National Press Club, Obamarama Ramalama Dingdong decides to come out today and really distance himself by strongly denouncing his pastor of 20 years!

I guess I was really wrong about the Obamessiah! I guess he really isn’t a racist! I guess he really doesn’t hold socialist and marxist views! How could I have been so wrong? I really thought that after he sat in the pews listening to the Reverend for 20 years, and having been married by the Reverend, and having his children baptised by the Reverend, and having the Reverend be his spiritual advisor, he really thought like the Reverend.

Well, gee whiz! Now that he strongly denounced the Reverend today, and I’m sure he didn’t do it out of political expediency, I guess I should change my mind and just forget everything I learned about him…because…you know…I’M THAT STUPID!!!!!!

Other than THIS guy, I sure hope no one else in this country really believes him. I think the Reverend nailed it on the head yesterday when he said, Obama does what he does because he’s a politician and will say and do what he needs to do to get elected. I believe that it is because of this statement that Obama has decided to finally distance himself from the Reverend. This past weekend Obama was defending the Reverend even though the good Reverend wasn’t saying anything different than what he had said in the past. In fact, other than that statement about Obama being a typical politician, nothing that the Reverend said on Monday is any different than what has been said before. So, why is Obama suddenly distancing himself from his 20 year long friend and pastor? What changed in the last 48 hours?

I think it’s because he IS a POLITICIAN! He no more represents change than does a catonic autistic patient banging his head in the corner of an asylum does. If Shillary ever had a real shot at getting the nomination, it has just gotten better for her!

Does Obamessiah really think we’re all that stupid?

So, after the Reverend Wright made himself look like a really big ass yesterday at the National Press Club, Obamarama Ramalama Dingdong decides to come out today and really distance himself by strongly denouncing his pastor of 20 years!

I guess I was really wrong about the Obamessiah! I guess he really isn’t a racist! I guess he really doesn’t hold socialist and marxist views! How could I have been so wrong? I really thought that after he sat in the pews listening to the Reverend for 20 years, and having been married by the Reverend, and having his children baptised by the Reverend, and having the Reverend be his spiritual advisor, he really thought like the Reverend.

Well, gee whiz! Now that he strongly denounced the Reverend today, and I’m sure he didn’t do it out of political expediency, I guess I should change my mind and just forget everything I learned about him…because…you know…I’M THAT STUPID!!!!!!

Other than THIS guy, I sure hope no one else in this country really believes him. I think the Reverend nailed it on the head yesterday when he said, Obama does what he does because he’s a politician and will say and do what he needs to do to get elected. I believe that it is because of this statement that Obama has decided to finally distance himself from the Reverend. This past weekend Obama was defending the Reverend even though the good Reverend wasn’t saying anything different than what he had said in the past. In fact, other than that statement about Obama being a typical politician, nothing that the Reverend said on Monday is any different than what has been said before. So, why is Obama suddenly distancing himself from his 20 year long friend and pastor? What changed in the last 48 hours?

I think it’s because he IS a POLITICIAN! He no more represents change than does a catonic autistic patient banging his head in the corner of an asylum does. If Shillary ever had a real shot at getting the nomination, it has just gotten better for her!

I won the Blog of The Day Award!

Check this out! Bonnie, from Blog Awards left me a comment under this post (The Sticky at the top – A Young Student Needs Our Help) stating I won the Blog of The Day Award. Pretty cool, huh?

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I don’t know who nominated me, or when I was nominated..but..pretty cool anyway! Go check em out and nominate your favorite blog!

How does that make any sense?!?!?

As you all might recall…a couple days ago I blogged about that stupid GREEN-e logo on my bag of chips…well…today I had an opportunity to check out more items on the shelves at the grocery store. Of course, my focus remained in the chip aisle! Hey, an eevil conservative clown’s gotta keep his fluff on ya know!!! Anyway, the same maker of those chips with the GREEN-e logo also has several other types of chips without that stupid logo!

So…how does that make any sense at all? I thought that perhaps one was manufactured and distributed prior to the other and therefore didn’t get the logo..so I checked the dates….nope…they’re within a few days of each other…that couldn’t really make a difference could it? How did this company decide which one’s they were going to buy the GREEN-credits for and which one’s they weren’t? Who the hell are they kidding? Now I’ve decided not to buy any chips made by this manufacturer at all since they obviously are so hypocritical they can’t even stay consistently bogus with their assinine GREEN campaign.

Oh well..and I really did like their chips. But, there are other companies out there that make a darned good chip and don’t have those stupid logos on them…stickin’ with the principles again! Damned clown!

This is just plain wierd…what are the Fwenchies up to now?

Here’s the headline:

PLAYBOY CUSHION ROBBERY IN FRANCE

It’s bad enough these Fwenchy Fwenchman will screw anything in sight…but…do they really need Playboy pillows too?

A goods train in southern France has been attacked by robbers who made off with cushions bearing the Playboy logo.

Not only did they steal Playboy pillows…they stopped a freakin’ train to do it! Of all the things a freight train could have been hauling…they intentionally stopped this train to steal Playboy pillows. Naw, they must have taken other stuff..and just happened upon the Playboy pillows..right?

Apart from the Playboy cushions, police said it was not clear what else was taken.

Okay…of everything that is on that train, the only thing they know for sure is that the pillows were taken. Were these special pillows with some kind of gold inlay or something? It’s hard to believe that the pillows just had a Playboy logo on it and nothing else!

So..just how did they rob this train? Is it like one of those great train robbery scenes we see in the westerns? Were they chasing this train down in cars with guns wielded in a modern day version instead of horses?

It says the thieves blocked the track with sleepers, causing the 700m (760-yard) train to screech to a halt, and forced open a number of containers.

Hmm…what the heck are sleepers? Since this is coming from the BBC, maybe one of our British readers can fill us in here. When I think of “sleepers” I think either of kiddie pajamas or people. I’m sure it wasn’t people sleeping on the tracks…but…then again, these are the Fwenchies. They take naps right in the middle of the day when they should be at work.

Was there anything else to report?

The train driver was not harmed. The car used in the robbery was later found burnt.

Hmmm…the train driver was not harmed…was he in on this? Who knew the Playboy cushions were on this train? How did these pillow robbers know that these specific pillows were part of the freight? I think this was an inside job! Had to be!

Or..better yet…maybe there was something stashed inside the pillows! Yeah..that’s it! There were drugs or jewels or something else really expensive stashed inside of them! I can’t believe anyone would go through all that trouble of stopping a huge freight train just for pillows! But…it is the Fwench!

Oh well…

Be on the lookout for oily Fwenchman peddling Playboy pillows on the banks of the Seine river!

Is this how McShamnesty expects to get the conservative vote?

These past few days with McShamnesty on the campaign trail pandering to the left has just solidified my choice to not vote for him in November. First, while pandering in New Orleans, he bashes the federal government and Bush for the “slow response” to the crisis that was Hurricane Katrina. As we all know, the only ones to blame for that mess was the Democratic Governor and the Democratic Mayor of New Orleans. Bush called Mayor Nagin three days before Katrina hit land and warned him that he should start evacuation protocols. Mayor Nagin ignored that warning. After Katrina hit, Bush called both the Governor and the Mayor to offer federal assistance, both of them refused initially. If anyone knows how the government works, in order for the Federal government to provide disaster assistance, the states have to request it. Neither the Governor nor the Mayor requested assistance for three days after Katrina hit. I still don’t understand how this became Bush’s problem or the Federal government’s problem. The state of Louisiana and the Mayor of New Orleans failed those people, not the federal government. For McShamnesty to continue to play to this lie is just ridiculous and proves he’s just pandering for the black vote.

Then, he has the gall to say that the GOP in North Carolina is out of touch with reality because they decided to play that attack ad against Barack using the words of Jeremiah Wright. I would say that McShamnesty is out of touch with reality! Barack Obama is interviewing with the general public for the highest public seat in this country. I know that if I were to go for a job interview and I told my future employer that my pastor is a racist and hates America, and that one of my best friends bombed the Pentagon and a New York police department, and that I hang out with a guy who calls white people skunks of the earth, and that one of my friends is currently on trial for real estate fraud, don’t you think they would conduct a VERY thorough background check on me before deciding to hire me? The American people need to know about the associations of every single candidate…to include McShamnesty. In my view, he is the one that is completely out of touch with reality.

I’m sorry, but I absolutely refuse to vote for a man that bashes his government and his own party. This man has no loyalty whatsoever except to the liberals. He always has and he always will. For those of you who still are supporting him, maybe you need to think about your values and principles as well. Is this really the guy you want representing you in the White House? He’s no Republican and he’s definitely no conservative!

Don’t try feeding me that line that he will lower taxes, and that he will make the Bush tax cuts permanent, and he will put in constructionist judges, and he will put security first before amnesty for illegals, and blah blah blah. He voted against all of these when he was a Senator, do you honestly think he will institute these as President…or don’t you think he’s just telling you what you want to hear just to get your vote. The man is a career politician. Forget the fact that he is a Viet Nam war hero. He’s not that same man that was tortured at the Hanoi Hilton. He threw his character out the window a long time ago!

Freakin’ Crazy Women Drivers!!!

As many of you know, I really do try not to use stereotypes in my posts. Whenever possible, I try to base my discussions on facts or other relevant data to support my positions. However, I have to throw that completely out of the window for this one!

Damned crazy women drivers! Three times in two months! Two times in one week! What the hell? Do I have a freakin target on the back of my car or what? I own a Scion tC. It’s not a big car, but it’s not a really little car either. It’s Indigo blue with all the works on it…had every possible upgrade added to it…PLUS I have enough American Flag and Support our Troops magnets on it to keep the magnet industry in business for a long time! So, how the hell is it that you women keep hitting my damned car?!?!?!?!

So..two months ago I’m travelling down I-75, a major Interstate running north-south here in Florida. As I come up to a construction area, slowing from about 80mph to 40 because everyone else in front of me is slowing down, what do I see coming barreling down at me in my rear view mirror but a damned boat of a car. I can see she isn’t about to slow down any time soon. I’m in the far left lane, a car blocking me in front, traffic passing on the right, and big orange construction barrels on my left. Just as I hear her finally hit the breaks, rubber just screaming to grab on to the tar, I gun it, veer left towards the median aiming for the gap between the barrels when she slams my right rear end spinning me into the median. It could have been much worse had I not seen her coming and moved left. I check the damage to my car, which seemed minimal..she tore off the rear side panel and messed up the muffler and part of the rear bumper. However, I could still drive it. I looked at her car…there was a shitload of damage to her left front and down the left side. BUT!!!! It wasn’t blue paint. When I questioned her about it, she told me she did a lot of that damage pulling out of her garage the weekend before. Oh! Great! My immediate thoughts were…get the freak off the roads then wench! If you can’t negotiate a damned garage and driveway, you have no business being on a freakin interstate!!!!

So, we exchange insurance information. I was on my way down to a meeting with a State Inspector when we got in the accident. She was on her way to class. Neither of us really had the time to deal with the paperwork involved in calling the state troopers, nor the time to wait for them to show up. As soon as I got on the road, I called the inspector to let him know what happened and that I would be a little late. I then called my insurance company. Then I called her insurance company. Long story short there, her company agreed to pay for everything. My car was fixed good as new within a week.

Now..here we are, about four – five weeks since I had my car repaired. I’m on my way to work Monday morning travelling down a major road..not interstate…but a very heavily travelled road during that time of morning. Again, I’m in the far left lane. Cars in front of me slowing down, I slow down. Next thing I know, this Scion xB comes flying by on my right side and I hear a “thud”!!! Holy freakin shit! I realize I just got sideswiped! The xB pulls over in front of me, moves to the left median, and I pull up behind it. This lady, looks about 50ish, gets out. My first thought…”Freakin women drivers.” My second thought “my insurance company is never going to believe this!” So, before she even gets to me, I’m already heading to the right rear side of my car to assess the damage. Whew! Just a little paint exchange. I was able to wipe it off. No scratches, no dents, no nothing. The whole time I’m looking at my car, I can hear her saying “I’m so sorry. Are you okay?” I didn’t respond at all until she finally got up to me. At that time, I just tell her my car is okay, I’m okay, and let’s go look at her car. As we are walking towards her car, I see a dent on the left rear side of her car. Naturally, I ask her if that is where she hit me, to which she replies..”No. That’s where I hit the tree in my yard backing out of the driveway.” Oh No! How freakin wonderful! Another stupid-assed woman who can’t even negotiate a damned driveway…and she’s on the roads! I just looked at her. When we get to the front end, same thing as mine..just a little paint exchange that can be rubbed off. Since there was no damage, no injuries, we just left on our merry ways.

So..today…I’m on my way to work, I get over the bridge and off at my exit. I need to turn left..but it is a two-lane left turn. I’m in the right lane this time. I’m not taking any more chances in those left lanes. So..I’m at a red light. Only one car in front of me and the red light. Several cars stopped to the left of me. Other cars are passing to my right to make the right turn there. Cars lining up behind me. All of a sudden…”thump”! I look in my rear view mirror and that freakin bitch behind me is on her cell phone, giving me the “I’m sorry” look! I’m like, seriously, what the hell is going on here!?!?!?! I have a standard 5 speed..so…when she hit me, it actually rolled me a little forward..but, unlike these crazy-assed women drivers…I actually leave room in front of me…I don’t hit the car in front of me. Once the light turns green, I make my left and immediately look for a place to turn off. She follows me. Little does she know that she is the third boneheaded female driver to hit me in two months! Little does she know that she just rubbed that very last nerve!!! I get out as she’s pulling up behind me…She barely gets out of the car when I start laying in to her about what a crazy-assed driver she is and how she shouldn’t be on the road and that the state of Florida needs to stop giving licenses to women..and it was obviously peppered with every expletive you could possibly think of..and she never saw it coming. I think she was in her late 50ish years as well. I’m surprised I didn’t give that woman a heart attack!

Considering this IS Florida and we do have concealed weapons permits, and the fact that we did just pass another law that allows you to keep your gun in your glove compartment at work or when you enter a business and the fact that we have the Castle Doctrine where you can protect your property with deadly force…I have no doubt that had she been packing, I probably would have been staring down the barrel of a gun! I was livid and I have no doubt that I probably scared the living shit out of her!

Again, no damage to my car! But, I’m sure she won’t be driving and talking on a cell phone again any time soon. Freakin’ crazy women drivers!